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You're making the other women look really linss. You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding! He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Girl: Umm, no!

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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. I now believe in Angels. Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. Because I can see straight into your soul.

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You: Can I borrow a quarter? Excuse me There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us. Do you wear contacts?! I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you. I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".

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Was your father a thief? How was Heaven when you left it? Your heart stops when you sneeze. Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

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May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you? Do you have a Bandaid? ❶You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name? It's not my fault I fell in love.

Your heart stops when you sneeze. There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are. I kept loosing my breath Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean?

You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us. If I had to choose between breathing and loving you Are you a mermaid?

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Are you an angle? How does it feel? If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world. This morning I saw a beautiful flower|Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map?

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Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Do you have a pencil?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. How was Heaven when you left it? You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

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Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.] They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. For some reason, I was feeling. I really like our friendship, especially when we make out.

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